We, the Fort Drastic crew, have decided to end FortDrastic.com. Stop your damn crying. We still meet and greet and control local governments, but we’ll longer be posting to this site. We love you. We thank you for reading. We encourage you to follow us like stubborn snakes in all our various travels. You can find Danny Eagle and He-Bro (aka Lou O’Bedlam) at The Back Alley Tabernacle. The rest of the bunch you’ll have to pay extra to find as they’ve all changed their numbers. Thanks and g’luck.